Brace yourselves - these are pretty entertaining.
1. I woke up last night with my hair tickling my face. It was tickling so much and I couldn't make it stop so I got up and looked in the mirror to find a spider in it. I calmly swept him into the sink and washed him down the drain.
2. I got on the bus this afternoon and pulled out my ipod, only to realize I'd left it on all day and killed the battery.
3. I got home from work and saw that I'd left the refrigerator door open all day when I got my lunch out this morning.
Hopefully tomorrow will be a better day.
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